May 2012
62 posts
from-here-to-kingdom-come:
5 Seconds of Every...
well looks like its me and jack tonight.
“I swear if we ever have a zombie apocalypse i will be so happy and there will be...”
Watch
Taking place in England the owners of the yard slowly kept adding sections to the contraption so when the squirrel learned one section and got the nuts, they’d add another section. It took over 2 weeks to get to the final product you see in the video.
Dont get me wrong
i support same sex marriage and have no problem with it. i do however not support the fact that obama suddenly supports gay marriage. he has previously dodged the question and has at times been quoted to not support it. however now that its coming up on election time he does. politics is a load of bull shit
tom hanks: What grades determine: →
xlbacondoublecheeseburger:
butitmight:
Your ability to memorize mostly useless things
Your ability to regurgitate information in the way others want you to
Your ability to understand what adults want from you and give it to them
Your tolerance for working on tasks you don’t find…
“I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.”
– Jon Stewart (via nirvikalpa)
Passed a real gentleman on the sidewalk tonight
Dude [into cellphone]: I'M GOING TO BREAK YOUR FUCKING JAW THE NEXT TIME I SEE YOU. DO YOU HEAR ME? YOUR FUCKING JAW. I'M GONNA BREAK- hold on, give me a second. There's a woman walking by.
A Little girl, 3 yrs. old picked up by a man...
anchorage
ghstlimb:
n. the desire to hold on to time as it passes, like trying to keep your grip on a rock in the middle of a river, feeling the weight of the current against your chest while your elders float on downstream, calling over the roar of the rapids, “Just let go—it’s okay—let go.”
